The Anarchist State of Dogteeth is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lucky with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.571 billion Dogteethians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pawstep City. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dogteethian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,857 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"The Pride of the Dogteethian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and scientists take credit every time it rains in The Communist Bloc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogteeth's national animal is the mongrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dogteeth is ranked 10,724^th in the world and 179^th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 92.29 quips per hour.