The Empire of East Yourtanad is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Quentin Tundra with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.565 billion Yourtanadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Lynx. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Yourtanadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,617 trillion Beeblzeepos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 111,020 Beeblzeepos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, shoppers carry protractors to verify their produce, and national foreign policy involves significant amounts of hand wringing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Yourtanad's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leopardism.

East Yourtanad is ranked 20,279^th in the world and 44^th in The League for Highest Poor Incomes, with 90,829.6 Standard Monetary Units.