The Great lands of Eashavist is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Feng Kerder with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 7.918 billion Eshavistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Environment, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galakty. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eashavistian economy, worth 471 trillion flints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 59,598 flints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eashavist's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Axolotism.

Eashavist is ranked 227,132^nd in the world and 190^th in The League for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 730.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.