The Socialist Commonwealth of Eisentach is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Tom Fairweather with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.612 billion Eisentachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosenstadt. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eisentachian economy, worth a remarkable 4,176 trillion labour vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 251,437 labour vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, Tom Fairweather's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisentach's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eisentach is ranked 1,620^th in the world and 3^rd in The Social Liberal Union for Highest Poor Incomes, with 231,561.27 Standard Monetary Units.