The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Snorlax with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 44.588 billion Jefes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The all-consuming ElJefean economy, worth an astonishing 14,066 trillion Dong a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 315,468 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ElJefe is ranked 928^th in the world and 19^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 366.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.