The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Snorlax with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 49.61 billion Jefes are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient ElJefean economy, worth an astonishing 15,902 trillion Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 320,550 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Death is nobody's business, entomologists flock to Snorlaxia for its remarkable gadfly population, Jefes ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ElJefe is ranked 336^th in the world and 12^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 49.6 billion capita.