The Kingdom of Elnire is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King AFrenchEnderman with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 3.639 billion Elnireans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astorija. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Elnirean economy, worth 372 trillion OSLS a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 102,306 OSLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The atmosphere in Elnirean boardrooms is turning more gay, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elnire's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elnire is ranked 38,360^th in the world and 264^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.28 law-abiding acts per hour.