The Pink Pony Playtime Paradise of Dyllypoly is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dyl Kyosson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.179 billion Dyllians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuevo Anor. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dyllic economy, worth 515 trillion Roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 39,083 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, refugees from other nations are flocking to Dyllypoly's border, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyllypoly's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Dyllypoly is ranked 327,555^th in the world and 2,377^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.