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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,176thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,838thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,613th
The Pink Pony Playtime Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
Twirling in the Starlight
Influence
Shoeshiner
Speaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Superb

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Dyllypoly

Population8.95 billion

CapitalNuevo Anor
LeaderDyl Kyosson
FaithZyonnism

CurrencyRose
AnimalCow

The Pink Pony Playtime Paradise of Dyllypoly is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dyl Kyosson with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.95 billion Dyllians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuevo Anor. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dyllic economy, worth 302 trillion Roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 33,816 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, refugees from other nations are flocking to Dyllypoly's border, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyllypoly's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Dyllypoly is ranked 305,438th in the world and 7,198th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.13 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,176thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,838thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,613thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,331stMost Influential: 13,576thNicest Citizens: 13,613thTop
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Most Pacifist: 16,030thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,381stHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,924thBest Weather: 20,376thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,203rdMost Rebellious Youth: 23,395thMost Inclusive: 24,608thSafest: 24,863rdMost Income Equality: 25,619thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,134thMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,671stMost Secular: 29,106th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 160th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 215th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 236th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 301st in the regionNicest Citizens: 316th in the regionMost Stationary: 357th in the regionMost Influential: 365th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 384th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 410th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 432nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 435th in the regionBest Weather: 507th in the regionMost Inclusive: 524th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 554th in the regionSafest: 564th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 568th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 617th in the regionMost Secular: 656th in the regionMost Income Equality: 718th in the region

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