The Socialist Republic of Elsywer is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dominic Razih with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 18.6 billion Elsyweris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torval. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Elsywerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,664 trillion Septims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,238 Septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, when it comes to WMDs Elsywer has declared that the only winning move is not to play, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elsywer's national animal is the Khajiit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Elsywer is ranked 920^th in the world and 29^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 16,147.98 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.