The Red Panda Republic of Evaropi is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Josaiah Williamson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.819 billion Evaropians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Leckshire. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Evaropian economy, worth a remarkable 3,658 trillion yuens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,315 yuens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at President Josaiah Williamson's office, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown. Evaropi's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Evaropi is ranked 3,108^th in the world and 42^nd in Forest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,790.62 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.