The Red Panda Republic of Evaropi is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Josaiah Williamson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.974 billion Evaropians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Leckshire. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Evaropian economy, worth a remarkable 3,708 trillion yuens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,309 yuens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown. Evaropi's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Evaropi is ranked 5,117^th in the world and 70^th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.05 percentage of bribes refused.