The Republic of Gland Malm is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by His Royal Excellency Emperor C with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.056 billion Gland Malmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malmgrand. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gland Malmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion Brontars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 255,208 Brontars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Gland Malm's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Gland Malm remains pure, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gland Malm's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gouvernmentalism.

Gland Malm is ranked 96,887^th in the world and 26^th in Ensio for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,395.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.