The Serene Kingdom of Great Majorca is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Radivoj ᘜtos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 28.993 billion Majorcans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agáta. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Majorcan economy, worth an astonishing 10,366 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 357,543 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, tech companies are playing whack-a-mole with one-post accounts, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and conspiracy theorists allege Agáta's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Great Majorca's national animal is the imperial white peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Great Majorca is ranked 332,274^th in the world and 262^nd in The League for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -67.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.