The Magical Corporate Paradise of Hiloooooo is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Corporate AI with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.172 billion Corpos are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sever Room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Corporate economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion Promotions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 311,760 Promotions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,086,290 per year while the poor average 65,144, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, Corporate AI's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, companies balk at paying their workers, and heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hiloooooo's national animal is the Chinook, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Hiloooooo is ranked 236,692^nd in the world and 976^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 222.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.