The Taylor Swift Fan of Jermeny is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Kong with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.425 billion Jermenyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 2.5%.

The powerhouse Jermenyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 95,944 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and skateboarding is the only legal way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jermeny's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bananaism.

Jermeny is ranked 161,487^th in the world and 809^th in Europeia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,516.84 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.