The Union of Kesmit is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Johnathan Kieran Of the KGP with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 865 million Kesmitarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kesmitarian economy, worth 65.5 trillion Eurodollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,773 Eurodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Too many developers spoil the codebase, eminent domain has been abolished, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kesmit's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kesmit is ranked 12,274^th in the world and 5^th in Sancturia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,767.44 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.