The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom of Cambria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Louise II with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.575 billion Cambrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staghaven. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The powerhouse Kingdom of Cambrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,359 trillion Bucks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,239 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students do more community service than homework, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Cambria's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kingdom of Cambria is ranked 39,467^th in the world and 11^th in Philosophy 115 for Most Politically Free, scoring 78 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.