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Kingdom of Cambria

Population17.575 billion

LeaderQueen Louise II


The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom of Cambria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Louise II with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.575 billion Cambrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staghaven. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The powerhouse Kingdom of Cambrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,359 trillion Bucks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,239 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students do more community service than homework, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Cambria's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kingdom of Cambria is ranked 39,467th in the world and 11th in Philosophy 115 for Most Politically Free, scoring 78 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 783rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 860thLargest Welfare Programs: 945thMost Advanced Public Education: 962ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 976thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,356thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,449thBest Weather: 1,476thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,756thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,212thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,360thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,667thMost Cultured: 2,710thLargest Governments: 3,094thMost Pacifist: 3,104thSafest: 3,295thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,339thLowest Crime Rates: 3,423rdNicest Citizens: 3,694thMost Influential: 3,899thSmartest Citizens: 4,091stMost Stationary: 4,741stHighest Economic Output: 6,622ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,839thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,592ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,497thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,716thLargest Populations: 10,493rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,061stMost Inclusive: 13,570thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,779thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,964thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,479thMost Developed: 14,870thMost Secular: 18,264thHighest Average Incomes: 18,377th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the region

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