The Bad Tempered Lagomorph of Krulltopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Krull with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 48.192 billion Krulltopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Francograd. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The all-consuming Krulltopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,272 trillion Francoes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,897 Francoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protestors are soaking piles of Francoes in blood to make a point about government incomes, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Francograd, and angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krulltopia's national animal is the Cyber Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krulltopia is ranked 275,924^th in the world and 2,749^th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.