The Worthless Pawn of Kuramia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loki with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 21.132 billion Kuramians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lokiarchaeota. The average income tax rate is 56.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kuramian economy, worth 977 trillion addas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,268 addas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, a lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs, the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists, and the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kuramia's national animal is the liluye, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kuramia is ranked 320,228^th in the world and 1,166^th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.17 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.