The Democratic Republic of Languua is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 831 million Languuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Langatana. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Languuan economy, worth 65.1 trillion Languuanis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 78,391 Languuanis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, autocrats are persona non grata, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Languuan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Languua's national animal is the Three-toed Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Languua is ranked 89,520^th in the world and 463^rd in Europeia for Highest Average Incomes, with 78,391.22 Standard Monetary Units.