The Empire of Lionteeth is a small, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 23 million Lionteethians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The Lionteethian economy, worth 986 billion lions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,877 lions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark, death is nobody's business, and high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lionteeth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lionteeth is ranked 228,299^th in the world and 208^th in Aesica for Highest Poor Incomes, with 18,745.5 Standard Monetary Units.