The Federation of Tyelandia is a very large, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 283 million Tyelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The thriving Tyelandian economy, worth 26.6 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 93,836 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime is totally unknown. Tyelandia's national animal is the highland cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tyelandia is ranked 13,509^th in the world and 11^th in Aesica for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,952.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.