The Federal Union of Mality is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Council President Steven Bush with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.494 billion Malitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotalia. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Malitian economy, worth 744 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 114,579 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze, and parents who try to organize playdates for their kids have police drop through their ceilings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mality's national animal is the double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mality is ranked 286,768^th in the world and 2,096^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.