The Armed Republic of Nafoland is a massive, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.565 billion Nafolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nafolandian economy, worth 190 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,642 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nafoland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nafoland is ranked 219,987^th in the world and 98^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Populations, with 1.56 billion capita.