The Empire of Neevahk is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by God Emperor Neevahk with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.181 billion Neevahkians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Healthcare and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragonrock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The very strong Neevahkian economy, worth 910 trillion Gold Dragons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 81,471 Gold Dragons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,770 per year while the poor average 9,457, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

The government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Neevahk's new capital, and God Emperor Neevahk is the self-declared God of all Neevahk. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neevahk's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is SunFyre.

Neevahk is ranked 23,913^th in the world and 44^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,885.64 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.