The Trans-Ascendant Empyrea of The Galactic American Imperium is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Helena Halsey with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.554 billion Americans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth an astonishing 10,360 trillion Interstellar Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 825,243 Interstellar Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of an American RPG, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Galactic American Imperium's national animal is the Imperial Abyss Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Galactic American Imperium is ranked 307,102^nd in the world and 378^th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 1.55 Obesity Rate.