The Republic of New Cayenne is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Lucas Van de Ven with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.448 billion New Cayennais enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cayenne. The average income tax rate is 27.1%.

The thriving New Cayennais economy, worth 133 trillion Caribbean Guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,516 Caribbean Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Former bakers no longer have to get their baps out, Christianity has been named as New Cayenne's national religion, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Cayenne's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Cayenne is ranked 15,628^th in the world and 52^nd in Aesica for Nicest Citizens, with 24.99 average smiles per day.