The Kingdom of Corlissa is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 390 million Corlissans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viva. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Corlissan economy, worth 24.2 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,075 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, replacement organs are grown in vats, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and concussed Norwegian Forest Catball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corlissa's national animal is the Norwegian Forest Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corlissa is ranked 103,496^th in the world and 126^th in Aesica for Highest Drug Use, scoring 169.93 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.