The Kingdom of Polanacio is a huge, genial nation, ruled by King Michael De Valclair-Montrose with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 789 million Polanacioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soldatenstadt. The average income tax rate is 36.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Polanacioan economy, worth 86.7 trillion Renneses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 109,840 Renneses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears, the Federal Council of Polanacio has been announced as the new Head of State, King Michael De Valclair-Montrose claims to be the epitome of family values, and urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polanacio's national animal is the Crowned eagle.

Polanacio is ranked 289,691^st in the world and 111^th in Sancturia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.