The Empire of Rabitopia is a very large, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 409 million Rabitopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabitopia City. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rabitopian economy, worth 21.9 trillion feltis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 53,547 feltis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, Rabitopia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, and billions of feltis are spent to take high-quality photos of the Rabbit Nebula. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rabitopia's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rabitopia is ranked 310,135^th in the world and 2,277^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.51 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.