The Grand Duchy of Raimilla is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.967 billion Raimillans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kritzia. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Raimillan economy, worth 239 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,612 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists take credit every time it rains in Sancturia, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raimilla's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Raimilla is ranked 9,920^th in the world and 4^th in Sancturia for Most Cultured, scoring 115 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.