The Dominion of Red Oazis is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Dean Norris with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.408 billion Oazians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Meza. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Red Oazisian economy, worth 825 trillion cingus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 152,661 cingus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Red Oazis will pay them to stop, trickle-down healthcare props up the poorest in society, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Red Oazis's national animal is the desert monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Red Oazis is ranked 172,900^th in the world and 33^rd in Aesica for Largest Black Market, with 794 billion Standard Monetary Units.