The Federal Republic of Rhudiland is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Jean-Jacques Perrière with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.253 billion Rhudeines have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mumlin. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhudeine economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion Mières a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,526 Mières, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Rhudiland has found 1 easter egg), the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today, and retired racing Cats are served truffles for breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhudiland's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Judaism.

Rhudiland is ranked 279,782^nd in the world and 711^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.