The Imperial Kingdom of Iceagea is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tug with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.853 billion Iceageans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tusko. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Iceagean economy, worth a remarkable 2,035 trillion Neandes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,568 Neandes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Iceagea, the highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy, and the recycled air in planes is nauseating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iceagea's national animal is the Mammoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iceagea is ranked 19,613^th in the world and 83^rd in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,151.57 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.