The Imperial Kingdom of Iceagea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tug with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.869 billion Iceageans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tusko. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Iceagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion Neandes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 168,579 Neandes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iceagea's national animal is the Mammoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iceagea is ranked 107,240^th in the world and 659^th in Europe for Nudest, with 162.75 cheeks per square mile.