The Lovely nature of Seynolia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Anifas Saykemetov with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.162 billion Seynolians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saulan. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Seynolian economy, worth 331 trillion Tenns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,708 Tenns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", newspapers are running a front-page picture of Anifas Saykemetov holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seynolia's national animal is the Golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Seynolia is ranked 326,297^th in the world and 116^th in Sancturia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.