The Colony of Seynolia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 697 million Seynolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saulan. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Seynolian economy, worth 45.4 trillion Tenns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 65,132 Tenns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seynolia's national animal is the Golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Seynolia is ranked 45,143^rd in the world and 899^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 29.36 Atheism Rate.