The Republic of Simsreich is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Sim with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.269 billion Simsreichians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuketown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Simsreichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion bottle caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 228,204 bottle caps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 749,599 per year while the poor average 52,099, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Simsreichians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and the car industry has been kicked into one-gear. Crime is totally unknown. Simsreich's national animal is the sparrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Simsreich is ranked 8,180^th in the world and 5^th in Ensio for Highest Average Incomes, with 228,204.04 Standard Monetary Units.