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Healthiest Citizens: 86thMost Developed: 120thSmartest Citizens: 129th
The Mildly Oppressive Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Resistance is futile.
Core Consciousness
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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SLAM-ER

Population43.421 billion

Capitalthe Collective
LeaderCore Consciousness

Currencykuan
Animalrobot

The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ER is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Core Consciousness with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.421 billion SLAM-ERians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Collective. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SLAM-ERian economy, worth an astonishing 14,889 trillion kuans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 342,911 kuans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime is totally unknown. SLAM-ER's national animal is the robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SLAM-ER is ranked 20,724th in the world and 52nd in Canada for Most Stationary, with 1,591.88414091572 days.

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Healthiest Citizens: 86thMost Developed: 120thSmartest Citizens: 129thLongest Average Lifespans: 133rdLargest Publishing Industry: 170thMost Cultured: 210thLeast Corrupt Governments: 226thMost Influential: 295thHighest Economic Output: 331stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 419thHighest Food Quality: 503rdLargest Populations: 602ndMost Beautiful Environments: 654thMost Scientifically Advanced: 721stLargest Agricultural Sector: 750thHighest Poor Incomes: 799thSafest: 818thMost Rebellious Youth: 911thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,091stMost Pacifist: 1,134thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,186thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,358thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,398thLargest Governments: 1,439thMost Secular: 1,454thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,461stNicest Citizens: 1,517thLowest Crime Rates: 1,571stBest Weather: 1,820thHighest Average Incomes: 1,870thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,873rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,003rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,728thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,929thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,959thMost Efficient Economies: 4,056thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,198thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,365thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,241stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,647thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,623rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,334thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,078thMost Stationary: 20,724thMost Income Equality: 27,340thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29,630th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SLAM-ER was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : SLAM-ER was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : SLAM-ER was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : SLAM-ER was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : SLAM-ER's influence in Canada fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : SLAM-ER's influence in Canada rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : SLAM-ER was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : SLAM-ER was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 65 million infected.
  • : SLAM-ER was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 57 million infected.
  • : SLAM-ER was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 87 million infected.

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