The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ER is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Core Consciousness with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 48.714 billion SLAM-ERians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Collective. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SLAM-ERian economy, worth an astonishing 16,597 trillion kuans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 340,713 kuans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, being dead no longer has any benefits, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown. SLAM-ER's national animal is the robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SLAM-ER is ranked 2,151^st in the world and 16^th in Canada for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,850.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.