The United Socialist Republics of Takestania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Luo Chao Jiang with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.89 billion Takestanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hujing. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Takestanian economy, worth 542 trillion Takestanian Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,687 Takestanian Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is reining in public spending, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and money grows on trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Takestania's national animal is the Takestanian Hunter Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Not Enforced.

Takestania is ranked 6,073^rd in the world and 17^th in The League for Most Developed, scoring 93.51 on the Human Development Index.