The Capitalist Dictatorship of Thaurbog Daestlectia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Lawson Mckee with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 877 million Daestlectians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorvok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Daestlectian economy, worth 91.5 trillion Concord-Thaurbog Dolllars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,351 Concord-Thaurbog Dolllars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 491,625 per year while the poor average 13,152, a ratio of 37.4 to 1.

The newest shade developed by Thaurbog Daestlectia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', there's more vermin than ever on the metro, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and sushi is sold on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thaurbog Daestlectia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Thaurbog Daestlectia is ranked 39,968^th in the world and 107^th in Concord for Most Authoritarian, with 2,070.57 milliStalins.