The Free Land of Trolone is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 969 million Troloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazervøn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Trolonean economy, worth 110 trillion Psychons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,747 Psychons, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Leader's political rallies, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Trolone as a reminder of their "special relationship", and demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolone's national animal is the Green Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trolone is ranked 65,374^th in the world and 65^th in The League for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,346.77 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.