The Democratic Republic of Ufaqstan is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 189 million Ufaqstanians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The strong Ufaqstanian economy, worth 10.9 trillion Ufaqstanian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 57,665 Ufaqstanian Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", skateparks can be found in every city, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ufaqstan's national animal is the Mandarin Duck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Ufaqstan is ranked 290,841^st in the world and 50^th in USSR for Largest Populations, with 189 million capita.