The Utopia of Valles Auri is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Lord Imperium with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.004 billion Valles Aurians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valeria. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Valles Aurian economy, worth 308 trillion Valcens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 102,675 Valcens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Valles Aurian mussels the biggest in The Land of Kings and Emperors, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valles Auri's national animal is the Blue Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valles Auri is ranked 61,679^th in the world and 86^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Average Incomes, with 102,675.84 Standard Monetary Units.