The World World Census

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The PS2 Puppet of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop reading my motto!”
2.	The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Get Outa Here!!”
3.	The Incorporated States of Uniserve	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Our upstream provider did it!”
4.	The Dominion of Teufelvolk	Left-Leaning College State	“Fight to the death!”
5.	The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland	Corporate Police State	“Oderint Dum Metuant”
6.	The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench	Iron Fist Consumerists	“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
7.	The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad	Corporate Police State	“An equal opportunity hate group.”
8.	The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Guns. Lots of guns.”
9.	The Holy Empire of Haedlia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“For the blessed nation!”
10.	The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”