General Assembly
Security Council
Governor: 
The Woodhouse Sanctum of Hoodoo
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Woodhouse Sanctum of Hoodoo
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Ile de France, VICTIMS OF COMMUNISM MEMORIAL, Midian, and BLITZKRIEG.
Tags: Capitalist and Minuscule.
Ghoulsville is home to a single nation.
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The Highest Average Incomes in Ghoulsville
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As a region, Ghoulsville is ranked 7,047th in the world for Highest Average Incomes.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Woodhouse Sanctum of Hoodoo | Moralistic Democracy | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” |
Regional Happenings
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The Tanbark Sails of Hugo Boss of the region BLITZKRIEG cancelled the closure of its embassy in Ghoulsville.
- : Chk chk boom of the region BLITZKRIEG ordered the closure of its embassy in Ghoulsville.
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The Fon Queendom of Dahomia of the region Pecan Sandies proposed constructing embassies.
- : Alg 3 departed this region for The Federation of Independent Nations.
- : Alg 3 arrived from The Federation of Independent Nations.
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The Haitian Revolutionaries of The Free Black Republic of the region Pecan Sandies proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy established between Ghoulsville and BLITZKRIEG.
- : The Tanbark Sails of Hugo Boss of the region BLITZKRIEG agreed to construct embassies.
- : The Woodhouse Sanctum of Hoodoo proposed constructing embassies with BLITZKRIEG.
- : The Woodhouse Sanctum of Hoodoo updated the World Factbook entry.
Ghoulsville Regional Message Board
Loading...I'm reading that last sentence as a laconic denouement. Plans? I only ever fly by the seat of my pants.
How can you call this literary Eden a morgue?
Well. That is true. Though personally, I'm quite partial to morgues. You can hide skeletons in them. Decorate them with a few nice wall prints and trinkets!
Sorry if I caused offence. I'm just wondering if there were plans of any sort. If not, I'm ok, I just wondered if there was a greater design I should be aware of. You know. Like judgement day. Or something...
I've yet to visit a morgue, but I'll try anything once. I haven't the time for region building. Refounding Ghoulsville to piss off the original founder was satisfaction enough.
Feel free to make a puppet and join me in Hell.
I might join you in Hell, may I ask what your puppet is in that region?
You've a telegram.
RMB transcript/Ghoul Puppet Show
You're welcome here, Reichlande, even if you're not a raider. There are very few laws in this region. We don't much like misogynists or homophobes, but Clawburg is slow to anger, even toward enemies. Not that you might be one, of course. Make yourself comfortable. Smoking is allowed, be it tobacco or anything else, for that matter.
Reichlande
110 days ago
Thankyou!
The Castle of Clawburg
110 days ago
*yawn*
What's up, fellahs?
Post self-deleted by The Anti-Christ.
The Cross-eyed Concubines of The Anti-Christ
110 days ago
Can I keep the ugly German one, Claw? Pretty please? I've always wanted a little Aryan boy of my very own. He'd look so cute after my lizards lay their eggs in his mouth.
Ravens
110 days ago
Well, well. What have we here? XDDD
Reichlande
110 days ago
O_o howd I become delegate
Reichlande
110 days ago
And wait wha.... I dont ,like eggs
Mute shadow
110 days agoFinally. A place I can call home.
Killers
156 days ago
yeah, no crappy forums.
The Castle of Clawburg
153 days ago
Indeed, no forums here. Forums are tools designed to shape and channel thought and behavior. I can't imagine an anarchist region hosting a forum.
The Cross-eyed Concubines of The Anti-Christ
139 days ago
Greetings. I have come.
Killers
136 days ago
hello A-C, sweet flag.
The Castle of Clawburg
134 days ago
Suspicious intruder and suspected defender banned. Pity. Such a cute nation.
Ravens
133 days ago
Abrupt and unexpected ending, but TBH called it and good mercs keep their word. There's an invite to sign on to their forum, and if anybody is cool with that and wants to I don't object. Me, I'll pass. They're some rad boys and I dig 'em, but I'm an assassin who follows her heart...and my heart belongs to nobody.
The owl
133 days ago
I'm with my feathered ghoul-friend. I'll share my body, but never my heart X:D
This Owl is off to zeeland. Big smooches.
Ravens
133 days ago
Ha, wicked. Night, crusher.
The vampires
132 days ago
It's good to be back in the Dark Place.
Ravens
132 days ago
wheeee...
Mute shadow
132 days ago
...rrrush...
Ravens
132 days ago
Exactly.
Satanists
132 days ago
Time for a little XXXmas spirit...
'Twas the night before Christmas at the frozen North Pole
but the holiday season was out of control
there would be no presents, for Santa was drunk
he was covered in puke and he stank like a skunk
his workshop was wrecked, the toys had been smashed
his sleigh was in pieces on the roof where he crashed
the reindeer had died after not getting fed
Mrs Claus grilled the meat but first cut off their heads
as the livers were boiling in a large iron pan
she licked blood from her fingers and swigged beer from a can
a gaunt gang of elves was on the porch smoking crack
some drank vodka, some bourbon, and some mainlined smack
the rest sat like zombies, jaundiced eyes a bright yellow
shooting speed mixed with Nyquil had turned their brains into jello
Santa gasped as he fell to the stained kitchen floor
whiskers burnt, glasses broken, his ass red and sore
"Christmas is cancelled," an elf softly said
and that was the truth, because Santa was dead
The Federation of Filth
131 days ago
Bravo. Encore!

Post by The misspent tarot suppressed by Clawburg.
Chaos
131 days ago
Requesting admittance.
Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, the orchestra. *raises the instruments*
Ravens
110 days ago
Don't worry, Reich. AC is a sweet little wench. Her bark is way worse than her bite ;)
110 days ago
I like it when she bites.
Witches
110 days ago
Hush, foul creature.
Where are my slave girls?? Come hither, thou worthless strumpets! I want slivovitz! And bring the Croatian, none of that cheap Albanian swill.
Ravens
110 days ago
*lines up shot glasses*
Only one for me, then a little smoke, and to bed.
The vampires
109 days ago
HSH!
Ravens
108 days ago
The powder is fresh and we're goin' back out. We got boards, schnapps, a little smoke, and beaucoup cold flaky white stuff that falls from the sky. Might be awhile :D
The vampires
106 days ago
Nyah :p
Beat y'all back!
The Village of Violet Dusk
106 days ago
Sure you did. You're the only one who wasn't hung over.
The Eternal Defiance of The Defender Alliance
102 days ago
So. Here I is, y'all. Place is a l'il creepy, but hey, different strokes, what?
The Castle of Clawburg
102 days ago
Welcome, TDA. Thank you for coming. Glad you like our digs ;)
Let us take this matter off-RMB to TG only for the time being.
The Cross-eyed Concubines of The Anti-Christ
102 days ago
Damn, C. I'm still not sure I believe you pulled that off.
The Silent Sect of Sinister Angels
101 days ago
AC: It's called the "art" of seduction for a reason. This is a valuable lesson that you unpolished young whelps ignore to your own detriment.
The Den of Devils
101 days ago
Yeah, yeah, back off. Ya don't gotta rub it in, you old bag of bones.
The Castle of Clawburg
100 days ago
Ah, sweet children of the night. Such beautiful music they make.
The vampires
99 days ago
Acid rock, Czech beer, and short girls with black hair who sneer when they smile. Not necessarily in that order.
Ravens
99 days ago
Mods disregarded my message, even though 4 of us are making a point to be on at the same time to appeal. SO freaking wrong.
The owl
99 days ago
They torched us unfairly, and I bet they can tell they're wrong.
Ravens
99 days ago
We'll see. But whatever they do, it stinks.
The owl
99 days ago
No answer. This sux. Gotta go. Hey! Mods!! Lookit us! 4 out of 7 on at the same time! If you can't tell, then everyone in the game should be ejected.
Ravens
99 days ago
OK, they still say we're cheating when all four of us are on at once. Pure BS, and they know it. There's an ulterior motive, for sure.
Post by Una paloma blanca suppressed by Clawburg.
The Silent Sect of Sinister Angels
101 days ago
AC: It's called the "art" of seduction for a reason. This is a valuable lesson that you unpolished young whelps ignore to your own detriment.
The Den of Devils
101 days ago
Yeah, yeah, back off. Ya don't gotta rub it in, you old bag of bones.
The Castle of Clawburg
100 days ago
Ah, sweet children of the night. Such beautiful music they make.
The vampires
99 days ago
Acid rock, Czech beer, and short girls with black hair who sneer when they smile. Not necessarily in that order.
Ravens
99 days ago
Mods disregarded my message, even though 4 of us are making a point to be on at the same time to appeal. SO freaking wrong.
The owl
99 days ago
They torched us unfairly, and I bet they can tell they're wrong.
Ravens
99 days ago
We'll see. But whatever they do, it stinks.
The owl
99 days ago
No answer. This sux. Gotta go. Hey! Mods!! Lookit us! 4 out of 7 on at the same time! If you can't tell, then everyone in the game should be ejected.
Ravens
99 days ago
OK, they still say we're cheating when all four of us are on at once. Pure BS, and they know it. There's an ulterior motive, for sure.
Sonnet, With Two Strangers
1. Last year, my mother sent me a framed photo. This was a strange act. Perhaps there are other families that exchange snapshots. And other families who send framed photos to one another. But that is not my family. 2. This framed photo is the only one that I have ever received from my mother. 3. The only one I’ve ever received from anybody in my immediate, extended, or imaginary families. 4. In the black-and-white photo, my mother and father stand together. He holds her close. His hand touches her waist, just below her breast, in a gesture that is shockingly intimate. 5. I don’t recall ever seeing my mother and father kiss each other. She is seventy-six years old now and my father is eight years dead. 6. How old are they in this photo? Twenty-five maybe. My father has already gone to fat but my mother is thin and gorgeous. 7. Of course, I look like both of them. 8. Say hello to my father's jowls and my mother's eyes. 9. But this photo contains more than just my parents. There are two other Indian men. One guy looks young and rather Asian. The other is damned amazing with a cigarette hanging like a dream from his lips. I’m not a smoker, but the utter coolness of that cigarette could probably turn some other non-smoker into a two-pack-a-day fiend. 10. Soon after I received this photo, I emailed my mother and asked her about the two strangers. 11. “Who are they?” I wrote. “I don’t know,” she wrote back. “I don’t remember them at all. I just liked how your father and I look.” 12. O, in that photo, my father intimately touches my mother. My siblings and I were created by that touch. 13. Though I don’t know how much passion my parents felt for each other after I was born, I now have evidence of how much they wanted each other before I was born. 14. So I give thanks-I offer my gratitude-for my mother and father's hands and skin.
Forgot—Sonnet With Two Strangers and the following sonnet belong to Sherman Alexie
Sonnet Without Stuntmen
1. Okay, if you've ever felt immortal, please raise your hand. 2. As Indian boys, we turned the reservation into a test of our immortality. 3. For instance, we climbed to the treetops, stood on the thinnest branches that threatened to snap under our weight, and leapt from one pine to another. 4. Nobody ever fell. 5. Not quite true. One kid fell, slashing against bark and cone for fifteen or twenty feet, before he grabbed a branch and saved himself. 6. The Indian Health Service doctor removed over one hundred slivers from that kid's skin. 7. For some reason, the tribe had dumped a pile of huge and unused sewer pipes down a sand hill behind the school. And we Indian boys turned it into a playground. 8. Once, I crawled to the top of a pipe, propped high into the air by other pipes, and hung off the edge by my fingertips. I was twenty feet off the ground. 9. Nothing is immortal, but some things live for a long-ass time. There's a fungal colony in Oregon that's been alive for 2,400 years. 10. Yeah, those fungi were toddlers when Jesus Christ was rambling around with his twelve buddies. 11. Here's a curse: "I don't want to live forever; I just want to live longer than you." 12. I knew an Indian who leapt from a thirty-foot cliff and dove toward a shallow pool only three feet in diameter. 13. I wasn't there when he crashed into the rocks and died. Why didn't any of the other Indians try to stop him? Because they thought he'd survive. 14. I'm not afraid of death; I'm afraid of Indians who aren't afraid of death.
Happy New Year's, Mates
MacLeod
Belated Happy New Year, MacLeod.
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