The Democratic Provinces of Canadain is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Elect with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.035 billion Canadainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otterwa. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadainian economy, worth 479 trillion Loonie and Toonies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,886 Loonie and Toonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Canadain Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Moosedogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadain's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Earthism.

Canadain is ranked 3,588^th in the world and 15^th in The Social Liberal Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,684.09 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.