The United Kingdom of Alelandd is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 203 million Alelanddians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Alelanddian economy, worth 12.0 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,992 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All recreational drugs are legal, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alelandd's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alelandd is ranked 291,359^th in the world and 628^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.45 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.