The Federal Republic of Kawany is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Kawani with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.26 billion Kawanyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kawanygrad. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawanyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,243 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,135 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", Kawanyians firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, and exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular.

Kawany is ranked 329,905^th in the world and 818^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -25.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.