The Unholy Socialist States of Nova Luma is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kasane Teto with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.252 billion Novians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luma City. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Novian economy, worth 133 trillion Blåhajs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 59,225 Blåhajs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, the Blåhaj is said to only have value in antique shops, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, and glamping Novians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Luma's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cat Therapy.

Nova Luma is ranked 272,371^st in the world and 616^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.