The Islamo-Miralukan Republic of Alpheridies is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Sjāhansjāh Fëlīye Arāqachi Xōmeyneī with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.953 billion Miralukas are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katārr. The average income tax rate is 24.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Miralukan economy, worth 420 trillion Linarîs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 70,640 Linarîs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alpheridies's national animal is the Knobbed Hornbill, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni-Shīʿite Unif Mosque - Ashlá-i lāhī.

Alpheridies is ranked 26,930^th in the world and 69^th in Council of Asia for Nicest Citizens, with 20.7 average smiles per day.