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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 28thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 116thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 177th
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Father Knows Best State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Influence
Apprentice
Provost | Vizier
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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A mean old man

Population23.794 billion

Capitalthe world
Leadera tired and angry old fart
Faithforgotten

Currencycolostomy bag
Animalreally old cat

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.794 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 8,199 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 344,620 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 46,474th in the world and 2,210th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 1,032.52 milliStalins.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 28thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 116thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 177thLargest Insurance Industry: 217thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 249thHighest Disposable Incomes: 418thLargest Agricultural Sector: 600thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 607thHighest Economic Output: 671stMost Corrupt Governments: 757thMost Influential: 793rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 799thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,065thHighest Average Incomes: 1,255thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,263rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,367thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,231stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,377thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,417thLargest Black Market: 2,738thLargest Mining Sector: 2,844thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,170thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,244thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,549thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,782ndLargest Populations: 4,245thBest Weather: 5,661stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,144thFattest Citizens: 6,668thLargest Governments: 6,745thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,288thMost Secular: 8,584thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,954thMost Efficient Economies: 16,116thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,736thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,493rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,820th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 116th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 128th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 137th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 158th in the regionFattest Citizens: 159th in the regionLargest Governments: 173rd in the regionBest Weather: 184th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 223rd in the regionMost Secular: 308th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 388th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 428th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 518th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 553rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 583rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 622nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 655th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 763rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 849th in the region

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