|Leader||a tired and angry old fart|
|Animal||really old cat|
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.563 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 8,445 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 343,820 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man endorsed The Shadow of Eastern Alksearia.
- : A mean old man endorsed The 4th Mamlukean Republic of Zidium.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The United States of Auromotu.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Shadow of Eastern Alksearia.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of Kurkmenistan.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Bekhaulochin.
- : A mean old man lost the endorsement of The Free Incorporated Markets of Capitalist Golborne.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Free Incorporated Markets of Capitalist Golborne.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The 4th Mamlukean Republic of Zidium.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Mid-Land.
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