| Population | 23.387 billion |
| Capital | the world |
| Leader | a tired and angry old fart |
| Faith | forgotten |
| Currency | colostomy bag |
| Animal | really old cat |
The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.387 billion geriatrics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 8,081 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,541 colostomy bags, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,885,538 per year while the poor average 32,433, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
A mean old man is ranked 1,239th in the world and 26th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 345,541.1 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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A mean old man was endorsed by 
The Fanciful Tales of Refuge Isle.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Armed Republic of Joundia.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Constitutional Monarchy of Great Babylon Empire.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Republic of Swiftwhiskers.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Free Land of Bytes.
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The Windows Defender of Libertanny renamed the office held by A mean old man from "Provost of the 45th Magisterium" to "Provost" in The East Pacific.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Free Land of God in the world.
- : A mean old man lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 337 » 
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