The Commonwealth of BritshEmpire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Viscount Montgomery of Alamein with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.01 billion Britsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BritshEmpirean economy, worth 434 trillion Mists a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,263 Mists, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in BritshEmpire, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous BritshEmpirean bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BritshEmpire's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tascam US-2X2.

BritshEmpire is ranked 55,826^th in the world and 2,187^th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 108,263.16 Standard Monetary Units.