The Thing Deadpool wishes of Marvel Jesus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by DHeusta with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.219 billion Marvel Jesusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rapture Rising. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marvel Jesusian economy, worth 512 trillion volatiles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,088 volatiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good", it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, organised crime is fine as long as there's a well-organised tax return, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marvel Jesus's national animal is the Long-Tailed tit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nerdcore.

Marvel Jesus is ranked 39,002^nd in the world and 2,110^th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,155.98 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.